My Accidental Tranny Date

Hi All, This is my first submission and truthfully I have not written a non-technical work in years. I discovered in writing this that my English grammar sucks. I had run-on-sentences in run-on-sentences. Well as long as I don’t write my English teachers I won’t be lynched. I guess I have to relearn writing again.

Anyway, this is an account of the first time I met Terri. She helped me in trying to remember much of our conversations. Much of it unfortunately is a best effort or paraphrased. This happened almost 30 years ago. So two old farts aren’t going to remember conversation detail. I’m just glad we hadn’t forgotten the sex. That would be bad. Anyway, I hope you enjoy. Comments are welcome, help with English grammar is also appreciated.

About 3 years after my divorce (This was over 30 years ago); I decided it was time to get back into dating again. I finished my Masters. I had a good career. And a few good friends who helped me with my sexual desires. But it was time to try getting into a relationship.

Dating online is very hit and miss. I met some really great people and some not so great. Fortunately if you’re smart; you can wade through most of the unwanted ads. One of those dating ads got by me; catching me completely off guard. What happened I never imagined or saw coming.

I received a response from a single white female about my age. She lived within 10 miles of my home. I read her response and thought, “Why the hell not.” I returned her response and we started communicating with each other. After a couple of weeks of emails and eventually IM chats; we finally decided to meet.

We agreed on a nice restaurant we knew in a nearby town. It was Friday evening. It was warm and sunny; not a cloud in the sky.

I drove up to the restaurant and parked . By the time I walked in the sun was just dropping behind the surrounding buildings. I was a little early, so I asked for a both which would afford us some privacy. I took my seat; ordered a beer, and watched the door for her.

About 5 minutes after we were to meet; this attractive woman entered the restaurant. She stood 5 feet 4 inches, great face, and beautiful long blonde hair. I stood up and waved at her. She saw me and immediately walked in my direction. She was wearing jeans, a white blouse, pearls, and high heels. She was really cute, sexy and slender. She did her jeans proud. And though not large; she appeared to have at least C cup breasts. Her blouse was so loose; I couldn’t be sure. I offered her a seat, and sat down across from her. I thought to my self, “Wow, she’s actually very attractive. This is promising.”

I’ve learned long ago how to look at a woman’s eyes; when talking to her. I know her breasts are their, but I’m not supposed to talk to those. While looking at her face; I noticed her neck. The Adams apple was large and protruding. “Oh damn” I thought. Now I’m wondering if she is a guy in girls clothing.

So I tactfully lead the discussion toward a mix of sex and politics. Both areas I have some knowledge in. I’m center right on politics. As for sex? Anything goes so long as it’s consensual; the participants are old enough, and are mentally capable of understanding the consequences of their consent.

Eventually during our conversation; Terri smiled and said “Don, thank you!”

I’m confused. I said “For what.”

Terri said, “I can tell you noticed my Adams Apple. And you’ve sat here very politely working out how to ask me what you don’t want to ask me. Well…, I am a transsexual. I know I’m not what you were looking for in your ad and I’m sorry for deceiving you. It was wrong of me to do so and I am truly sorry for wasting so much of your time. I am also very thankful; you have been so nice about it.”

By :whoababy26

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